7 days...and counting.

Am I really turning 30 in t-minus 7 days?

Of course one of the 1st things my husband says to me this morning is:

"In a week, you're going to be an old lady."

Gee thanks babe.

I am completely & totally disecting this photo above...

One eye is bigger than the other.

I have neck fat.

Zero cheek bones.

Zits.

One eyebrow looks raised, even though I didn't do it. Is this a condition of some sort?

(It's freakin' me out!)

And it seems my nose is getting BIGGER!!!

7 days.